Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
jettyreef: I remember one time in Biology class we watched a video and in that video there was a portion of a woman giving birth and it showed the baby coming out of the woman’s vagina, and the kid that sits next to me was screaming, and I leaned over and whispered in his ear “That’s where you came from.” and he proceeded to scream even louder.
i-am-omochao: my skype stopped working… Kanaya NU
The immense obstacle for an artist is that to their eyes all of their work is flawed, while the world stands in awe. All of us are guilty; to seek perfection is unachievable, but to find pride in what you do means the world and much more.
TUMBLR GROUP HUG!!! (reblog to join)
marziiporn: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are grey you’ll never know, dear how much i love you please don’t take my sunshine away
leestephanie: i still cant believe i did it
teddypup: YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17 DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH
Made PB&J sandwiches xD